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30th July 2014

Photo reblogged from icecream sandwich with 5,021 notes


Galaxy seifuku review || Syndrome storeDo not remove text.

Galaxy seifuku review
|| Syndrome store
Do not remove text.

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30th July 2014

Question reblogged from kate or die! with 862 notes

mythril-knight said: If you could be any animal for a day, but still be able to think and remember things as yourself, what animal would you pick?

kateordie:

30th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from This is totally babies with 602 notes

itswalky:

welp i never need to draw another shortpacked!, this is all of them

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30th July 2014

Post reblogged from Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret... with 7,966 notes

clintbarttons:

but when will chris evans grab my left boob…..

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30th July 2014

Question reblogged from This is totally babies with 152 notes

bringfoodthenleave said: You had a seizure? What happened? Are you okay?

itswalky:

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About once every year or two, stress of various kinds causes my gut to seize up, making me feel barfy and poopy and pee-y all at the same time, while also simultaneously making my brain fizz out until I am unconscious.  It is fun!  Usually this happens at pretty innocuous, private places, like in my apartment, and I can manage the whole deal pretty well without causing any problems.  But sometimes it happens while watching Iron Man 2 on opening night, and SOMETIMES apparently it happens while I’m in an airplane flying home from Comic-Con International.

For some reason, other people think this is a greater cause for alarm than I do, like airline attendants and the medical team they call to meet me at the airplane when it lands.  ”I’ll be fine, just let me erupt from every orifice while unconscious in peace like God intended” is something I would say if I were not shutting down entirely as my eyelids flicker.  

(That last detail is a new one on me — no one’s ever seen me do it before.) 

I don’t remember a lot, for obvious reasons, but I do remember them asking if there was a medical professional on the plane and later I woke up (twice) to a very nice nurse of some sort who was managing everything very expertly.  Maggie was also there, obviously, with one of those “oh thank god he’s not dead” faces.  I got to put one of those yellow oxygen masks over my face (which I thought was unnecessary but I GUESS THEY’RE THE DOCTORS) that usually springs out of the ceiling according to the flight prep but this one was attached to an oxygen tank which they switched out as it ran dry.  

Anyway, the worst part is when you wake up and the realization hits that NOPE that wasn’t a crazy dream you just had, you actually fucking exploded on an airplane.  This is now your day.  

And then you land and see the CNN coverage of ebola breakouts on the terminal teevees and then you’re all ohhhhh THAT’s why everyone else on the plane stared at me like I had come to destroy them.

I am fine now.  I am always fine roughly about 15-to-30 minutes after it happens.  We landed and the medical team took blood samples and blood pressure, and both my sugar levels and pressure were normal.  And as per usual, they asked my age and I said 35 and the doctor stares at me like I’m insane and I’m like I KNOW, RIGHT???

This childlike beauty comes with a cost.

30th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret... with 37,563 notes

swagitsune:

I can’t stop making these.

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30th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret... with 114,923 notes

rosebadwolf-tyler:

dduane:

thyartisdisney:

LABRATHOR

"Worthy."

#pretty sure all dogs are worthy enough to carry the hammer#can you imagine thor going to a dog park and playing fetch with the hammer#’go mighty canine friend fetch me my hammer if thou art worthy!’#’who’s the worthiest? you aaarrree’ (via winchesterlicious)

rosebadwolf-tyler:

dduane:

thyartisdisney:

LABRATHOR

"Worthy."

 (via winchesterlicious)

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30th July 2014

Quote reblogged from A lover of pure speech. with 3,598 notes

She will
exhaust herself
trying to control the wind.
Calm your storms,
little girl,
things will be
as they are meant to,
and no amount of
tears
ultimatums
or pounds shed
can change that.
Michelle K., Controlling. (via michellekpoems)

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30th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Dowager Countess of Fandom and Stick Figures with 60,434 notes

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30th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from doodles for dessert with 1,780 notes

vestien:

There’s a lot of stuff I draw that just doesn’t make it to tumblr for whatever reason.  This happened to be one of them….

So, enjoy a Sailor Fionna and Cake, saving the Land of Ooo with an Adventurous Might.

Source: vestien