here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”
"feminism isn’t really about equality it’s a hate movemen-"
promo me ill draw more yuri
follow lissa so I can have more lesbians
This seems like a worthy cause.
HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake
People who say, “money can’t buy happiness,” are either so poor they have to believe that for the sake of their own sanity… Or are rich people who never experienced financial hardship.
More than 90% of the problems I have could be solved with money… And with more than 90% of my problems gone, the other less than 10% wouldn’t bother me all that much.
it looks like he started a conversation with the skeleton
pete wentz makes an unlikely friend
CAUSE I SERIOUSLY NEEDED SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU GUYS.
Don’t forget that drinking plenty of water and tea, eating a healthy diet and daily exercise will make a HUGE difference with your complexion. Touching your face frequently is also a big no-no. Everyone’s skin is different, so experiment with your own treatment routines and find what best suits you!! I think this is a topic that’s almost taboo to talk about, but everyone has it, so we might as well help each other out with what we’ve found successful, right!?
an actual helpful guide for acne, plus its actually really adorable
they got mad
Well yeah when you make the song about the lead singers’ fathers death into a goddamn joke I’d be mad too.
Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch
You spelled real wrong.
Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
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